All I Need
1) If you stare long enough at someone long enough, you’ll get what you want
2) When it comes to sex, if at the first you don’t get it, beg
(Haha! Works most of the time!)
3) Don’t go out without ID
4) Be direct to people, let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes
5) Be aware of when to hold and use your tongue.
6) Leave room in your schedule for a good nap
7) Always give people a friendly greeting – a cold nose in the crotch is effective
(Yikes!)
8) When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you are dragged out from under the bed).
9) If it’s not wet and sloppy; it’s not a kiss
(This one goes together with no.5)
10) When you go out into the world remember always take time to smell the roses….trees, grass, rock & fire hydrant….
Which one is your favourite pointer? I like number 6.
(Insert snore here…Heheh!)
All I Need 
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