Monday, March 29, 2010

I Wanna Be a Project Alpha TV Star!

This is post for Project ALPHA Instant Cash Blogging Week 5

How would you like to be featured as a guest blogger in Project Alpha Season 3?

Like all the reality TV shows, you have to audition for it!

Present to them a video (60 seconds or less), in your own creative way on why you should be on Project Alpha!

To submit your audition, follow the simple steps below mentioned in the links at the end of this post.

But before you make audition video, I would like to give you some tips on the things NOT TO DO when shooting for your audition video, based on THE RING.

DO NOT SCARE your viewers by crawling out from the TV.

DO NOT CRAWL. Have good body posture. Your body posture is a reflection of your health. Nobody wants to watch a sickly blogger on TV.

DO NOT SHOW YOUR DISEASED SKIN. Pale, dry and scabbed skins are OUT! Get some lotion and moisturize! Moisturize! Moisturize!

DO NOT HAVE STUFF STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. Check your teeth for evidence from your last meal, be it a piece of bloody meat from your previous human victim or a piece of broccoli.

DO NOT SHOW UGLY NAILS. Please, get a manicure. In case they wanna show your hands while you are typing on the keyboard. You are a blogger, right? So scrub those grime out of the nails.

DO NOT HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY. Get those tresses in order before shooting the video. Iron, curl, condition, wash, shampoo, perm, colour etc. Do whatever you have to control your hair. Look dashing with gorgeous hair and don’t cover your pretty face with the hair.

DO NOT WEAR YOUR DIRTH CLOTHES no matter how comfortable they area. Put on something that will catch attention and enhance your figures.

DO NOT GRUNT or make any other weird noises. Speak clearly and use good English!

DO NOT FROWN. You want people to like you, don’t you? So, put on a smiling face and show them your pearly whites.

DO NOT HAVE CRAZY EYES. Get those eyes beatified. Use mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadows or even coloured contacts. There are plenty of beauty bloggers out there.

Finally, DO NOT KILL your viewers!!! Killing is NOT cool!

GOOD LUCK!

Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS. Auditions are now open! Check it out at www.projectalpha.com.my/auditions or projectalpha.ruumz.com/groups


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Anonymous

said...

MEOW!!! LOL! You made my Mundane Monday!

Meow Kitty =..=





Anonymous

said...

hilarious~ i like this!!




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