Adele - Hello Parody (Hella Cravings) Lyrics

Hahah! One of the best parodies of Adele's megahit, Hello. Husband and wife Dustin and Genevieve Ahkuoi put their impressive pipes (and hatred towards exercise) to use in this hilarious Adele parody, renamed "Hello (Hella Cravings)."

Adele - Hello Parody

Hello, it’s me.
I’ve avoided you forever while consuming calories.
I love donuts..
Mac and cheese.
They say kale has antioxidants but I’m anti leafy greens.

Hello, can you save me?
I’m in calisthenics dreaming about Netflix and Mickey D’s.
When I was younger
These jeans used to fit me,
Now my booty’s got them bursting at the seams.

There’s more circumference
To my gut
And no gap between my thighs.

Hello cravings for some fries.
I did one push-up and I cried.
And my glutes are shaking
Every time that I lunge
And this gluten free bread
Tastes just like a sponge.

Hella pizza late at night
I keep saying just one more slice.
And I feel so
HANGRY
Breakfast, dinner and lunch
And the ice cream truck is the only reason I run anymore.

Hello CrossFit fanatic.
I know what you’re gonna say
I ‘ll get addicted once I’m at it
and I know you mean well
But if you shout at me
just one more time
I might commence to snapping.

It’s no secret that Zumba class
Is the last thing on my mind.

Hello stationary bike
That’s not fat my body’s crying.
Emotional scarring
With every squat that I’ve done
And this veggie smoothie
Makes me wanna throw up.

Hello wine and bagel bites.
Krispy Kreme gives me life.
and I feel so HANGRY
Breakfast, dinner and lunch
And the ice cream truck
is the only reason I run
Anymore...